武林外传英语版话剧（节选）
一、 人物介绍
NAME: 佟湘玉
ACTOR: 鲍鑫
NICK NAME: 佟掌柜
AGE: 自称24虚岁（实则26-28）
JOB: 同福客栈掌柜
FAMOUS SONG: 《溜肥肠》
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SPECIAL SIKLL: 抛眉眼 白展堂 ACTOR: 康剑全 老白（通用）；展堂（佟湘玉专用）；堂堂（自己专用） AGE: 27 JOB: 同福客栈跑堂 FAMOUS SONG: 《眼泪止不住地流》 SPECIAL SIKLL: 葵花点穴手；葵花解穴手 郭芙蓉 ACTOR: 姜浩波 NICK NAME: 小郭（通用）；芙妹（吕秀才专用）； AGE: 22周岁 JOB: 同福客栈杂役 FAMOUS SONG: 《我是郭芙蓉》 SPECIAL SIKLL: 排山倒海 吕轻侯 ACTOR: 张鹏飞 秀才（通用）；侯哥（郭芙蓉专用） 25周岁 JOB: 同福客栈帐房 FAMOUS SONG: 《失恋小曲》 SPECIAL SIKLL: 讲英文 莫小贝 ACTOR: 莫骏生 NICK NAME: 小贝（通用） 12周岁 JOB: 同福客栈掌柜的小姑子 FAMOUS SONG: 无（估计不敢唱） SPECIAL SIKLL: 天天吃糖葫芦不带腻味的
NAME: 姬无命
ACTOR: 李思民
NICK NAME: 无（一般连名字都很难被提及） AGE: 不详（貌似30左右）
JOB: 天下第一杀手
FAMOUS SONG: 无（估计不懂旋律）
SPECIAL SIKLL: 被他打一下就可以死掉（据猜测）
二、 场景介绍
此剧情发生在同福客栈一楼大厅，客栈刚打烊时。
参与角色为以上六人，无其他群众。
三、 剧情简介
Mr Lv was having a test with Xiaobei as a tutor, while a big
shouting for help from Miss Tong came into their ears. It is the famous
killer, Ji wuming who just had something wrong with his head came to make
troubles .A fighting between the members of TongFu restaurant and Ji
wuming was breaking out….
四、 剧情正文
Action one---------
（旁白：Mr Lv is having a test with Xiaobei as a tutor and Mr bai is watching
beside.）
秀才：Are you ready?
小贝：Yes!
秀才：Ok! Now please give me the right choice of the singer of “Shuang jiegun ” ------ 1. Sun yanzi , 2.WangFei, 3.LiuHuan, 4.Caiguoqing.
展堂：Who is Cai guoqing ?
秀才：Wait! Before you kill me, you should tell us who would have killed me.
姬：Silly question! It’s me, of course!
秀才：Who is that “me”?
姬：How do I know who are you! What do you mean on earth?
秀才：This will begin with the relationship between human being and the
universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all
the time.
姬：What’s the problem?
秀才：Who am I?
姬：I’ve already known it!
秀才：No, you don’t know. Who are you? Are you Jiwuming? No, it is only a
name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they.
When we take the signal off, who are you?
姬：I„.I don’t know. But I don’t have to know!
秀才：Alright, answer me another question---who am I?
姬：This question has been asked just now. 秀才：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬：Any difference? 秀才：For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose not it mean that you are me and I am you?
姬：This„this question is not worthy to answer!
秀才：Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming
to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?!
姬：That’s enough!
秀才：Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is
there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past
time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is
the question you just heard?
姬：I’ll kill you!
秀才：who kills me, and who is killed by me?!
姬：I kill myself?
秀才：Yes, it is. Do it!
旁白：Jimuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor.
秀才：He wouldn’t get up again, would he?
展堂：（摸其呼吸） Never!
小郭：How to say this„„.
秀才：Easy question. Knowledge is power! （众人鼓掌）
（音乐向起，集体舞
:Take it easy dear. It is said that when competing with others
in the society, who won’t bleed blood? Black Dog Zhuanggufen is useful
both inside and outside your body! If you hurt your waist, eat one, you
will become younger as an eighteen years old child even if you’re 200 year
old in fact!
小郭/小贝：Black Dog Zhuanggufen .The power of youth! The power of friendship!
佟湘玉：2008 Olympic games appointed production. You can buy it in every medicine shop in town. Something important is that when you buy it ,
please recognize the signal of a black dog!
放轻松点亲爱的。 据说，当在社会中和其他竞争的时候，他[她] 将不流血血? 黑色的狗 Zhuanggufen 是有用的两者在和之内在你的身体之外!
如果你伤害你的腰部,吃一，即使你事实上 200 岁，你将会变得比较年轻如一个十八岁孩子!
小郭/小贝： Zhuanggufen 。年轻人的力量! 友谊的力量!
佟湘玉： 2008场奥运会的游戏指定了生产。 你能在城镇的每种药商店中买它。 重要的事物是当你买它的时候，请认识黑色狗的信号!
武林外传英语版话剧（节选）
一、 人物介绍
NAME: 佟湘玉
ACTOR: 鲍鑫
NICK NAME: 佟掌柜
AGE: 自称24虚岁（实则26-28）
JOB: 同福客栈掌柜
FAMOUS SONG: 《溜肥肠》
NAME:
NICK NAME:
NAME:
NAME:
NICK NAME:
AGE:
NAME:
AGE:
SPECIAL SIKLL: 抛眉眼 白展堂 ACTOR: 康剑全 老白（通用）；展堂（佟湘玉专用）；堂堂（自己专用） AGE: 27 JOB: 同福客栈跑堂 FAMOUS SONG: 《眼泪止不住地流》 SPECIAL SIKLL: 葵花点穴手；葵花解穴手 郭芙蓉 ACTOR: 姜浩波 NICK NAME: 小郭（通用）；芙妹（吕秀才专用）； AGE: 22周岁 JOB: 同福客栈杂役 FAMOUS SONG: 《我是郭芙蓉》 SPECIAL SIKLL: 排山倒海 吕轻侯 ACTOR: 张鹏飞 秀才（通用）；侯哥（郭芙蓉专用） 25周岁 JOB: 同福客栈帐房 FAMOUS SONG: 《失恋小曲》 SPECIAL SIKLL: 讲英文 莫小贝 ACTOR: 莫骏生 NICK NAME: 小贝（通用） 12周岁 JOB: 同福客栈掌柜的小姑子 FAMOUS SONG: 无（估计不敢唱） SPECIAL SIKLL: 天天吃糖葫芦不带腻味的
NAME: 姬无命
ACTOR: 李思民
NICK NAME: 无（一般连名字都很难被提及） AGE: 不详（貌似30左右）
JOB: 天下第一杀手
FAMOUS SONG: 无（估计不懂旋律）
SPECIAL SIKLL: 被他打一下就可以死掉（据猜测）
二、 场景介绍
此剧情发生在同福客栈一楼大厅，客栈刚打烊时。
参与角色为以上六人，无其他群众。
三、 剧情简介
Mr Lv was having a test with Xiaobei as a tutor, while a big
shouting for help from Miss Tong came into their ears. It is the famous
killer, Ji wuming who just had something wrong with his head came to make
troubles .A fighting between the members of TongFu restaurant and Ji
wuming was breaking out….
四、 剧情正文
Action one---------
（旁白：Mr Lv is having a test with Xiaobei as a tutor and Mr bai is watching
beside.）
秀才：Are you ready?
小贝：Yes!
秀才：Ok! Now please give me the right choice of the singer of “Shuang jiegun ” ------ 1. Sun yanzi , 2.WangFei, 3.LiuHuan, 4.Caiguoqing.
展堂：Who is Cai guoqing ?
秀才：Wait! Before you kill me, you should tell us who would have killed me.
姬：Silly question! It’s me, of course!
秀才：Who is that “me”?
姬：How do I know who are you! What do you mean on earth?
秀才：This will begin with the relationship between human being and the
universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all
the time.
姬：What’s the problem?
秀才：Who am I?
姬：I’ve already known it!
秀才：No, you don’t know. Who are you? Are you Jiwuming? No, it is only a
name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they.
When we take the signal off, who are you?
姬：I„.I don’t know. But I don’t have to know!
秀才：Alright, answer me another question---who am I?
姬：This question has been asked just now. 秀才：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬：Any difference? 秀才：For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose not it mean that you are me and I am you?
姬：This„this question is not worthy to answer!
秀才：Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming
to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?!
姬：That’s enough!
秀才：Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is
there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past
time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is
the question you just heard?
姬：I’ll kill you!
秀才：who kills me, and who is killed by me?!
姬：I kill myself?
秀才：Yes, it is. Do it!
旁白：Jimuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor.
秀才：He wouldn’t get up again, would he?
展堂：（摸其呼吸） Never!
小郭：How to say this„„.
秀才：Easy question. Knowledge is power! （众人鼓掌）
（音乐向起，集体舞
:Take it easy dear. It is said that when competing with others
in the society, who won’t bleed blood? Black Dog Zhuanggufen is useful
both inside and outside your body! If you hurt your waist, eat one, you
will become younger as an eighteen years old child even if you’re 200 year
old in fact!
小郭/小贝：Black Dog Zhuanggufen .The power of youth! The power of friendship!
佟湘玉：2008 Olympic games appointed production. You can buy it in every medicine shop in town. Something important is that when you buy it ,
please recognize the signal of a black dog!
放轻松点亲爱的。 据说，当在社会中和其他竞争的时候，他[她] 将不流血血? 黑色的狗 Zhuanggufen 是有用的两者在和之内在你的身体之外!
如果你伤害你的腰部,吃一，即使你事实上 200 岁，你将会变得比较年轻如一个十八岁孩子!
小郭/小贝： Zhuanggufen 。年轻人的力量! 友谊的力量!
佟湘玉： 2008场奥运会的游戏指定了生产。 你能在城镇的每种药商店中买它。 重要的事物是当你买它的时候，请认识黑色狗的信号!