武松打虎外传(爆笑版)

Long long ago (很久很久以前),Wu Song went to (来到) 景阳冈 and met (遇见)a tiger (老虎).

Wu Song said (说): "Hello!What's your name?"

The tiger said : "I'm a tiger , did you heard about(听说过) me?"

Wu Song said: "No ,I didn't heard about you. Well , nice to meet you! "

The tiger said: "Nice to meet you , too!"

Wu Song said: "What did you want to (想要) do now (现在), tiger?" The tiger said: "I'm hungry (肚子饿)! I want to eat (吃)you !"

Wu Song said:"Eat me ? Get out(哪凉快哪待着去)!You'd better eat pota toes(你还是去吃土豆吧)! Did you know potatoes(你了解土豆吗)?"

The tiger said:"No."

Wu Song said: "No? 哟----兮! OK!Let me teach you , I ask you answer. "

The tiger said:"Well ~ ~ OK!"

Wu Song said:" 土豆哪里去挖?"

The tiger said:"土豆郊区去挖。"

Wu Song said :"一挖一麻袋?"

The tiger said:"一挖一麻袋。"

Wu Song said:"You are a good boy(真是个好孩子)!"

The tiger said :"咱们废话少说!Let's PK!"

Wu Song said:"Than I would like to help you(那我就成全你)!Are you rea dy? Go!"

Wu Song and the tager said together (一起):"两只小蜜蜂呀,飞到花丛中呀,飞呀,啪啪,飞呀,啪啪……”Because the tiger only can make " 布" each ti me , that's the tiger's palm , so when Wu Song make " 剪刀" , the tig er lost(因为老虎每次只能出" 布" ,也就是它的虎掌 ,所以当武松出" 剪刀" 时 ,他就输了) .

老虎就是这样被扇死的!

Long long ago (很久很久以前),Wu Song went to (来到) 景阳冈 and met (遇见)a tiger (老虎).

Wu Song said (说): "Hello!What's your name?"

The tiger said : "I'm a tiger , did you heard about(听说过) me?"

Wu Song said: "No ,I didn't heard about you. Well , nice to meet you! "

The tiger said: "Nice to meet you , too!"

Wu Song said: "What did you want to (想要) do now (现在), tiger?" The tiger said: "I'm hungry (肚子饿)! I want to eat (吃)you !"

Wu Song said:"Eat me ? Get out(哪凉快哪待着去)!You'd better eat pota toes(你还是去吃土豆吧)! Did you know potatoes(你了解土豆吗)?"

The tiger said:"No."

Wu Song said: "No? 哟----兮! OK!Let me teach you , I ask you answer. "

The tiger said:"Well ~ ~ OK!"

Wu Song said:" 土豆哪里去挖?"

The tiger said:"土豆郊区去挖。"

Wu Song said :"一挖一麻袋?"

The tiger said:"一挖一麻袋。"

Wu Song said:"You are a good boy(真是个好孩子)!"

The tiger said :"咱们废话少说!Let's PK!"

Wu Song said:"Than I would like to help you(那我就成全你)!Are you rea dy? Go!"

Wu Song and the tager said together (一起):"两只小蜜蜂呀,飞到花丛中呀,飞呀,啪啪,飞呀,啪啪……”Because the tiger only can make " 布" each ti me , that's the tiger's palm , so when Wu Song make " 剪刀" , the tig er lost(因为老虎每次只能出" 布" ,也就是它的虎掌 ,所以当武松出" 剪刀" 时 ,他就输了) .

老虎就是这样被扇死的!


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