1
Ooh!
2
Froggie, I'm home!
3
Hi, little fella.
I got some nice juicy flies for you.
4
Geez, Louise.
Look at this mess.
5
I told that boy a billion times
to pick up his jun-
6
I like to play with you.
7
- My back.
- I like to play with you.
8
- There goes my back again.
- I like to play with you.
9
- I like to play with you.
I like to play with you.
10
- I like to play with you.
- Go get help, boy.
11
I like to play with you.
I like to play with you.
12
I like to play with you.
13
- I like to play with you.
- Oh, Maggie. My poor back.
14
I like to play with you.
15
I like to p-
I like to play-
16
- Dad!
17
Homer, what happened?
18
Oh, the boy.
Bring me the boy.
19
Bart, if you had cleaned up
your room when I asked you to,
20
your father's trick back
would still be aligned.
21
So, you'll pick up
this mess right now.
22
- Clumsy Homer.
23
Eveything's always my fault.
24
If he'd just watch out
where he was going.
25
Hello. What have we here?
26
A cherry bomb.
27
I thought I blew
all you guys up.
28
People, people, no rough-housing
on the monkey bars.
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You there. Tuck in your shirt.
Watch it. I saw that.
30
You certainly have done
awfully well for yourself, Spanky.
31
Mother, please don't call me Spanky
on school grounds.
32
- Wow! A cherry bomb!
- What are you going to do with it, Bart?
33
- Watch out, Bart. It's Skinner!
- Uh-oh.
34
Good morning, Mr. Skinner.
35
Morning, boys.
36
Why haven't you introduced me
to your students, Spanky?
37
- Well?
- Mother, I would like you to meet...
38
Milhouse, Lewis, Richard
and Bart Simpson.
39
This is the Bart Simpson
you're always talking about?
40
- Mm-hmm.
- But he looks so sweet.
41
- I am, Ma'am.
- Simpson! Let's move on now, Mother, shall we?
42
- Bye, Spanky.
43
So, you're gonna flush it?
44
What can I say?
I've got a weakness for the classics.
45
I think I need to make a stop
at the little girls' room.
46
Okay, Mother. This way.
47
So long, sucker.
48
- Now hold it right there,
you little- Mother? - Spanky?
49
Oh, Marge, I still hurt.
50
Marge. Marge!
51
Oh, Homer. How many times
do I have to fluff your pillow?
52
Actually, I was wondering if you
could make me a grilled cheese sandwich.
53
- Well, okay.
- Make sure it's squished flat and crunchy on the outside.
54
I know how you like 'em, Homer.
55
And maybe some of those
little wieners that come in a can?
56
Oh, and some fruit cocktail
in heavy syrup.
57
- Marge.
58
Marge.
59
Marge, get the door!
60
- Principal Skinner!
61
Hello, Mrs. Simpson.
I'm afraid there's been...
62
- a very disturbing incident at school today.
- I'm outta here.
63
Homer, Principal Skinner is here.
64
Hello, Principal Skinner.
I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
65
Mm-hmm.
I understan
d completely.
66
The disturbing incident I was
referring to happened this morning...
67
when your son flushed an explosive
device down the boys' lavatory.
68
- That ol' gag.
- Unfortunately, at the same moment,
69
my mother was in the girls' lavatoy
making use of the facilities.
70
- Oh, dear.
- Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
71
we have transcended incorrigible.
72
I don't think suspension
or expulsion will do the trick.
73
I think it behooves us all
to consider... deportation.
74
Deportation? You mean
kick Bart out of the county?
75
- Hear him out, Marge.
- Well, perhaps I was being a tad glib. Let me explain.
76
Our elementay school participates
in a foreign exchange program.
77
Normally, a student is selected on the
basis of academic excellence or intelligence,
78
but in Bart's case,
I'm prepared to make a big exception.
79
And if you're willing to play along,
he can spend the next three months...
80
studying far, far away.
81
Sounds great. Although, a kid
can't learn much in just three months.
82
Homer, you didn't even ask
where Bart would be going.
83
Actually, he'd be staying
in France,
84
in a lovely chateau
in the heart of the wine county.
85
But Bart doesn't speak French.
86
Oh, when he's totally immersed
in a foreign language,
87
- the average child can become fluent in weeks.
- Yeah, but what about Bart?
88
I'm sure he'll pick up
enough to get by.
89
And, uh, the whole thing
won't cost you a dime,
90
as long as you're willing
to take in a student of your own.
91
Wait a minute, Skinner.
92
How do we know
some principal in France...
93
isn't pulling
the same scam you are?
94
For one thing, you wouldn't be getting a
French boy. You'd be getting an Albanian.
95
- You mean all white with pink eyes?
- No. No, no, no.
96
A student from Albania.
It's a county on the Adriatic Sea.
97
Well, going to France
sounds like a fantastic opportunity,
98
but I think Bart
should have a say in this.
99
The life of a frog.
That's the life for me.
100
Bart, how would you like to spend
the next three months living in France?
101
France? Wow!
102
He makes me crazy
12 months a year.
103
- At least you get the summer off.
- Mm-hmm.
104
- And I get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?
- Yes, Bart.
105
- Wow! And one back?
- Mm-hmm.
106
Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic
about the idea.
107
- Yes, baby!
- Way to go!
108
Bon voyage, boy.
109
Good-bye, my special-
my special little guy.
110
You will write us, won't you?
111
- All the time.
- What do you know about France?
112
I know I'm going,
and you're not.
113
I'm gonna miss you, son.
114
And listen, while you're seeing
all those great sights,
115
always remember that
you're representing your county.
116
I guess what I'm saying is,
117
don't mess up France
the way you mess
ed up your room.
118
- Okay, Dad.
- Is one of you going to be on the charter flight?
119
- Yes, sir.
- Mm-hmm. Come along.
120
- Bye. - Be good.
- We'll miss you.
121
Hey, man, watch it.
Ooh! Oh! Ow!
122
Oh! Hey, man.
It's me, Bart Simpson.
123
- Okay, kid. Let's go.
- Hey!
124
Every little breeze
seems to whisper Louise
125
Birds in the trees seem to Louise
126
La la la laa La la la la la Ooh la la!
127
How much longer, sir?
128
This is where
we're going, right?
129
Chateau Mah-son.
130
Eww. What a dump.
131
You know, in Albania, the unit
of currency is called The lek.
132
You gotta be kidding. The lek.
133
And the national flag is
a two-headed eagle on a red field.
134
Give me the old
stars and stripes.
135
And the main export is
furious political thought.
136
- Political what?
- Trans Albanian Airlines, flight number two,
137
Tirana to Springfield,
is now arriving.
138
Welcome to your new home.
139
Escape is impossible.
140
My name is Cesar.
This is my nephew, Ugolin.
141
You may find life here
at the chateau hard,
142
but if you shut up
and do exactly what we say,
143
the time will pass
more quickly.
144
- He's right, you know.
- Well, okay, sir.
145
- Adil?
- Mother?
146
Well, I guess for the next few months,
yes, I will be your mother.
147
And this must be Lisa and Maggie.
148
And you must be
my new father, Homer.
149
Affectionate little Albanian,
isn't he?
150
Hey, come on, guys.
Quit being so grabby.
151
- Sorry, man. Be my guest.
152
You may find his accent peculiar.
153
Certain aspects of his culture
may seem absurd,
154
perhaps even offensive.
155
But I urge you all to give little Adil
the benefit of the doubt.
156
In this way,
and only in this way,
157
can we hope to better understand our
backward neighbours throughout the world.
158
Thank you, Principal Skinner.
159
Thank you, fellow students.
160
Although I have only been
in your county a few days,
161
I have already found Americans
to be most... trusting.
162
Although, officially,
I am required to hate you,
163
I want you to know
I do not feel it in my heart.
164
Hurry up, boy. My grapes
are waiting for their water.
165
How can you defend a country...
166
where 5% of the people
control 95% of the wealth?
167
I'm defending a county where people can
think, act and worship anyway they want.
168
- Can not. Can not.
- Can too. Can too.
169
Please, please, kids.
Stop fighting.
170
Maybe Lisa's right about America
being a land of opportunity,
171
and maybe Adil has a point
about the machinery of capitalism...
172
being oiled with the blood
of the workers.
173
Your father is right.
We should not fight. Friends?
174
Well, okay.
175
Well, now that that's settled,
I'll just clear the dishes.
176
No, no, Mrs. Simpson. Yo
u have been
oppressed enough for today.
177
- I will clear the dishes.
- Oh. Okay.
178
Did you see that?
179
You know, Marge, this is the way
I've always wanted it to be.
180
We've become
a fully functioning family unit.
181
We've always blamed ourselves,
182
but I guess it's pretty clear
which cylinder wasn't firing.
183
- Homer! - Your paper-thin
commitment to your children...
184
sends shivers down my spine.
185
- May I be excused?
- Lisa!
186
Oh, she's just jealous.
She'll get over it.
187
And if she doesn't,
we can always exchange her.
188
- Homer!
- just kidding.
189
Can I have something
to go with my turnip?
190
Quiet! When you work like a man,
we will feed you like one.
191
- Now go to sleep!
192
Hey, hey, come on.
Move it, pal.
193
You leave Maurice alone.
The floor is good enough for you.
194
You go to sleep there.
195
- Nice and cozy, Adil?
- Yes. Thank you, Father.
196
Look, Adil, you can call me Dad.
197
All right, Dad.
198
Aw! You called me Dad.
199
Dad, do you think I could come visit you
at the nuclear power plant?
200
- You wanna see where I work?
- Oh, yes, vey much.
201
None of my biological kids
ever wanted to see me at work.
202
- Then I can go?
- Well, I'll have to pull a few strings...
203
with the boys in security,
but sure, you bet.
204
Excellent.
205
Now watch me.
206
You grab the grape
between your thumb and forefinger...
207
and gently twist it off
and drop it in the bucket.
208
Now you do it.
209
Very good.
Now do it a million times.
210
See these? American doughnuts.
211
Glazed, powdered
and raspbery-filled.
212
Now how's that for freedom of choice?
213
Dad, do you think I might see
your plutonium isolation module?
214
Uh... maybe.
Hold on a second.
215
- Hey, Lenny.
- Hmm?
216
Does this place have one of
those plutonium isolation deals?
217
- Yeah, over in sector 12.
- Sector 12?
218
- Third floor, by the candy machines.
- Oh, that sector 12.
219
Come along, Adil.
220
Ungrateful swine!
221
We give you food,
we give you shelter,
222
and this is how you repay us!
223
- You little shutterbug.
224
Cheese!
225
Oh, wait a minute.
226
Stupid grapes.
227
Bunch of creeps!
I hate France!
228
You sure have taken a shine
to little Adil.
229
Well, he sure makes life a lot easier
around here. You have to admit that.
230
Well, okay, I will,
if you admit you love Bart.
231
Okay. Okay.
I love Bart.
232
- Well?
- What?
233
Well?
234
Oh, Adil's a vey sweet boy.
235
Darn tooting.
236
"Dear Bart, How is France?
237
I don't know why
you haven't written.
238
I guess you're just
having too much fun. "
239
- Oh, yeah, right.
- Silence!
240
"Everyone here
in the United States is fine.
241
We think Maggie may say
her first word any day now.
24
2
Lisa got an A in math,
243
which I'm only mentioning as news.
I'm not putting you down.
244
And your father, well...
last night, he went to sleep...
245
talking about
how much he loves you. "
246
Oh.
247
"Remember to dress warm and try
to be as helpful as you can...
248
to your adopted parents.
249
All my love. Mom. "
250
Oh.
251
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
252
Sorry.
253
On second thought, Bart.
Bart, come here.
254
- Drink this.
- No, thanks.
255
Do not worry.
This is France.
256
It is customary for children
to take a little wine now and then.
257
Yeah, but it's got
antifreeze in there.
258
- Drink it!
- Oh!
259
Ooh!
260
Oh, Bart.
261
Oh.
262
You're a policeman, aren't you?
263
Excusez-moi.
Jeneparlepas Anglais.
264
But you gotta help me. These two guys I'm
staying with, they work me day and night.
265
They don't feed me.
They make me sleep on the-
266
I-
I don't want a piece of candy.
267
I need your-
268
Come on, Mister.
Can you help me?
269
Oh, forget it.
270
I'm so stupid.
271
Anybody could have learned
this dumb language by now.
272
Here I've listened to nothing
but French for the past...
273
Honey, I'm home.
274
Hello, Homer.
What's that?
275
Oh, just some blueprints
Adil wanted.
276
I'm telling you,
he's such a curious little dickens.
277
I bet he could build
a nuclear power plant if he wanted to.
278
Allright, Sparrow.
Weknow you're in there.
279
We'll give you one minute
to surrender.
280
Oh, my!
281
Ooh, trouble in the neighbourhood.
Let's check it out.
282
I'm his neighbour.
What did he do?
283
Well, sir, we-
Well, sir, we've been on the trail...
284
of a spy transmitting
highly confidential information...
285
- to an unfriendly nation.
- Ooh!
286
Mm-hmm. Through the use
of radio triangulation,
287
- we tracked him to exactly this point.
- Wow.
288
- That's all I can tell you.
- Aw.
289
All right. Well, the name of
his county starts with the letter "A."
290
- Hmm. Ooh!
- Time's up, Sparrow.
291
We're coming inafter you.
292
Oh, gee whiz. Adil would get
a kick out of seeing this.
293
- Adil?
- The Sparrow!
294
Adil. Oh, there you are.
295
Get him!
296
- Au revoir, suckers.
297
So, he's going to prison?
298
No. We've arranged an exchange for
one ofour own men caught in Albania.
299
So, Sparrow, we meet again.
300
Yes. Sometimes I think
I am getting too old for this game.
301
Okay, kids.
Let's hurry it up.
302
Good-bye, Simpsons.
Thank you for your hospitality.
303
I hope this experience will not sour you
on the student exchange program.
304
- Good-bye, Adil.
- Have a nice trip.
305
Good-bye, Adil. I'll send you
those civil defense plans you wanted.
306
Air France, flight
dix-neufcentquatre-vingtshuit,
307
Paris to Springfield
,
is now arriving.
308
Look, Mom. There he is!
309
- Oh, Bart, my baby boy. Welcome home.
- Hey, where's the big guy?
310
He means me.
311
- Hey, boy.
- Hey, Homer.
312
He brought us gifts.
His first unselfish act.
313
So, basically, I met
one nice French person.
314
Bart, I have something to say that's
gonna bother me if I don't say it.
315
- It's good to see you.
- Same here.
316
I'd love a glass
of that wine Bart brought us.
317
Sorry, Marge. Some wise guy
stuck a cork in the bottle.
318
You hear that, Marge?
My boy speaks French.
319
Subtitles By
Captions, Inc. Los Angeles
320
Shh!
1
Ooh!
2
Froggie, I'm home!
3
Hi, little fella.
I got some nice juicy flies for you.
4
Geez, Louise.
Look at this mess.
5
I told that boy a billion times
to pick up his jun-
6
I like to play with you.
7
- My back.
- I like to play with you.
8
- There goes my back again.
- I like to play with you.
9
- I like to play with you.
I like to play with you.
10
- I like to play with you.
- Go get help, boy.
11
I like to play with you.
I like to play with you.
12
I like to play with you.
13
- I like to play with you.
- Oh, Maggie. My poor back.
14
I like to play with you.
15
I like to p-
I like to play-
16
- Dad!
17
Homer, what happened?
18
Oh, the boy.
Bring me the boy.
19
Bart, if you had cleaned up
your room when I asked you to,
20
your father's trick back
would still be aligned.
21
So, you'll pick up
this mess right now.
22
- Clumsy Homer.
23
Eveything's always my fault.
24
If he'd just watch out
where he was going.
25
Hello. What have we here?
26
A cherry bomb.
27
I thought I blew
all you guys up.
28
People, people, no rough-housing
on the monkey bars.
29
You there. Tuck in your shirt.
Watch it. I saw that.
30
You certainly have done
awfully well for yourself, Spanky.
31
Mother, please don't call me Spanky
on school grounds.
32
- Wow! A cherry bomb!
- What are you going to do with it, Bart?
33
- Watch out, Bart. It's Skinner!
- Uh-oh.
34
Good morning, Mr. Skinner.
35
Morning, boys.
36
Why haven't you introduced me
to your students, Spanky?
37
- Well?
- Mother, I would like you to meet...
38
Milhouse, Lewis, Richard
and Bart Simpson.
39
This is the Bart Simpson
you're always talking about?
40
- Mm-hmm.
- But he looks so sweet.
41
- I am, Ma'am.
- Simpson! Let's move on now, Mother, shall we?
42
- Bye, Spanky.
43
So, you're gonna flush it?
44
What can I say?
I've got a weakness for the classics.
45
I think I need to make a stop
at the little girls' room.
46
Okay, Mother. This way.
47
So long, sucker.
48
- Now hold it right there,
you little- Mother? - Spanky?
49
Oh, Marge, I still hurt.
50
Marge. Marge!
51
Oh, Homer. How many times
do I have to fluff your pillow?
52
Actually, I was wondering if you
could make me a grilled cheese sandwich.
53
- Well, okay.
- Make sure it's squished flat and crunchy on the outside.
54
I know how you like 'em, Homer.
55
And maybe some of those
little wieners that come in a can?
56
Oh, and some fruit cocktail
in heavy syrup.
57
- Marge.
58
Marge.
59
Marge, get the door!
60
- Principal Skinner!
61
Hello, Mrs. Simpson.
I'm afraid there's been...
62
- a very disturbing incident at school today.
- I'm outta here.
63
Homer, Principal Skinner is here.
64
Hello, Principal Skinner.
I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
65
Mm-hmm.
I understan
d completely.
66
The disturbing incident I was
referring to happened this morning...
67
when your son flushed an explosive
device down the boys' lavatory.
68
- That ol' gag.
- Unfortunately, at the same moment,
69
my mother was in the girls' lavatoy
making use of the facilities.
70
- Oh, dear.
- Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
71
we have transcended incorrigible.
72
I don't think suspension
or expulsion will do the trick.
73
I think it behooves us all
to consider... deportation.
74
Deportation? You mean
kick Bart out of the county?
75
- Hear him out, Marge.
- Well, perhaps I was being a tad glib. Let me explain.
76
Our elementay school participates
in a foreign exchange program.
77
Normally, a student is selected on the
basis of academic excellence or intelligence,
78
but in Bart's case,
I'm prepared to make a big exception.
79
And if you're willing to play along,
he can spend the next three months...
80
studying far, far away.
81
Sounds great. Although, a kid
can't learn much in just three months.
82
Homer, you didn't even ask
where Bart would be going.
83
Actually, he'd be staying
in France,
84
in a lovely chateau
in the heart of the wine county.
85
But Bart doesn't speak French.
86
Oh, when he's totally immersed
in a foreign language,
87
- the average child can become fluent in weeks.
- Yeah, but what about Bart?
88
I'm sure he'll pick up
enough to get by.
89
And, uh, the whole thing
won't cost you a dime,
90
as long as you're willing
to take in a student of your own.
91
Wait a minute, Skinner.
92
How do we know
some principal in France...
93
isn't pulling
the same scam you are?
94
For one thing, you wouldn't be getting a
French boy. You'd be getting an Albanian.
95
- You mean all white with pink eyes?
- No. No, no, no.
96
A student from Albania.
It's a county on the Adriatic Sea.
97
Well, going to France
sounds like a fantastic opportunity,
98
but I think Bart
should have a say in this.
99
The life of a frog.
That's the life for me.
100
Bart, how would you like to spend
the next three months living in France?
101
France? Wow!
102
He makes me crazy
12 months a year.
103
- At least you get the summer off.
- Mm-hmm.
104
- And I get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?
- Yes, Bart.
105
- Wow! And one back?
- Mm-hmm.
106
Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic
about the idea.
107
- Yes, baby!
- Way to go!
108
Bon voyage, boy.
109
Good-bye, my special-
my special little guy.
110
You will write us, won't you?
111
- All the time.
- What do you know about France?
112
I know I'm going,
and you're not.
113
I'm gonna miss you, son.
114
And listen, while you're seeing
all those great sights,
115
always remember that
you're representing your county.
116
I guess what I'm saying is,
117
don't mess up France
the way you mess
ed up your room.
118
- Okay, Dad.
- Is one of you going to be on the charter flight?
119
- Yes, sir.
- Mm-hmm. Come along.
120
- Bye. - Be good.
- We'll miss you.
121
Hey, man, watch it.
Ooh! Oh! Ow!
122
Oh! Hey, man.
It's me, Bart Simpson.
123
- Okay, kid. Let's go.
- Hey!
124
Every little breeze
seems to whisper Louise
125
Birds in the trees seem to Louise
126
La la la laa La la la la la Ooh la la!
127
How much longer, sir?
128
This is where
we're going, right?
129
Chateau Mah-son.
130
Eww. What a dump.
131
You know, in Albania, the unit
of currency is called The lek.
132
You gotta be kidding. The lek.
133
And the national flag is
a two-headed eagle on a red field.
134
Give me the old
stars and stripes.
135
And the main export is
furious political thought.
136
- Political what?
- Trans Albanian Airlines, flight number two,
137
Tirana to Springfield,
is now arriving.
138
Welcome to your new home.
139
Escape is impossible.
140
My name is Cesar.
This is my nephew, Ugolin.
141
You may find life here
at the chateau hard,
142
but if you shut up
and do exactly what we say,
143
the time will pass
more quickly.
144
- He's right, you know.
- Well, okay, sir.
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- Adil?
- Mother?
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Well, I guess for the next few months,
yes, I will be your mother.
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And this must be Lisa and Maggie.
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And you must be
my new father, Homer.
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Affectionate little Albanian,
isn't he?
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Hey, come on, guys.
Quit being so grabby.
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- Sorry, man. Be my guest.
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You may find his accent peculiar.
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Certain aspects of his culture
may seem absurd,
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perhaps even offensive.
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But I urge you all to give little Adil
the benefit of the doubt.
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In this way,
and only in this way,
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can we hope to better understand our
backward neighbours throughout the world.
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Thank you, Principal Skinner.
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Thank you, fellow students.
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Although I have only been
in your county a few days,
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I have already found Americans
to be most... trusting.
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Although, officially,
I am required to hate you,
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I want you to know
I do not feel it in my heart.
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Hurry up, boy. My grapes
are waiting for their water.
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How can you defend a country...
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where 5% of the people
control 95% of the wealth?
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I'm defending a county where people can
think, act and worship anyway they want.
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- Can not. Can not.
- Can too. Can too.
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Please, please, kids.
Stop fighting.
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Maybe Lisa's right about America
being a land of opportunity,
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and maybe Adil has a point
about the machinery of capitalism...
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being oiled with the blood
of the workers.
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Your father is right.
We should not fight. Friends?
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Well, okay.
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Well, now that that's settled,
I'll just clear the dishes.
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No, no, Mrs. Simpson. Yo
u have been
oppressed enough for today.
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- I will clear the dishes.
- Oh. Okay.
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Did you see that?
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You know, Marge, this is the way
I've always wanted it to be.
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We've become
a fully functioning family unit.
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We've always blamed ourselves,
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but I guess it's pretty clear
which cylinder wasn't firing.
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- Homer! - Your paper-thin
commitment to your children...
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sends shivers down my spine.
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- May I be excused?
- Lisa!
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Oh, she's just jealous.
She'll get over it.
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And if she doesn't,
we can always exchange her.
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- Homer!
- just kidding.
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Can I have something
to go with my turnip?
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Quiet! When you work like a man,
we will feed you like one.
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- Now go to sleep!
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Hey, hey, come on.
Move it, pal.
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You leave Maurice alone.
The floor is good enough for you.
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You go to sleep there.
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- Nice and cozy, Adil?
- Yes. Thank you, Father.
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Look, Adil, you can call me Dad.
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All right, Dad.
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Aw! You called me Dad.
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Dad, do you think I could come visit you
at the nuclear power plant?
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- You wanna see where I work?
- Oh, yes, vey much.
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None of my biological kids
ever wanted to see me at work.
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- Then I can go?
- Well, I'll have to pull a few strings...
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with the boys in security,
but sure, you bet.
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Excellent.
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Now watch me.
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You grab the grape
between your thumb and forefinger...
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and gently twist it off
and drop it in the bucket.
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Now you do it.
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Very good.
Now do it a million times.
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See these? American doughnuts.
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Glazed, powdered
and raspbery-filled.
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Now how's that for freedom of choice?
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Dad, do you think I might see
your plutonium isolation module?
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Uh... maybe.
Hold on a second.
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- Hey, Lenny.
- Hmm?
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Does this place have one of
those plutonium isolation deals?
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- Yeah, over in sector 12.
- Sector 12?
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- Third floor, by the candy machines.
- Oh, that sector 12.
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Come along, Adil.
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Ungrateful swine!
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We give you food,
we give you shelter,
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and this is how you repay us!
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- You little shutterbug.
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Cheese!
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Stupid grapes.
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Bunch of creeps!
I hate France!
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You sure have taken a shine
to little Adil.
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Well, he sure makes life a lot easier
around here. You have to admit that.
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Well, okay, I will,
if you admit you love Bart.
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Okay. Okay.
I love Bart.
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- Well?
- What?
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Well?
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Oh, Adil's a vey sweet boy.
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Darn tooting.
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"Dear Bart, How is France?
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I don't know why
you haven't written.
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I guess you're just
having too much fun. "
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- Oh, yeah, right.
- Silence!
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"Everyone here
in the United States is fine.
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We think Maggie may say
her first word any day now.
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Lisa got an A in math,
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which I'm only mentioning as news.
I'm not putting you down.
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And your father, well...
last night, he went to sleep...
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talking about
how much he loves you. "
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Oh.
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"Remember to dress warm and try
to be as helpful as you can...
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to your adopted parents.
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All my love. Mom. "
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Oh.
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What are you doing?
Get out of here!
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Sorry.
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On second thought, Bart.
Bart, come here.
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- Drink this.
- No, thanks.
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Do not worry.
This is France.
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It is customary for children
to take a little wine now and then.
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Yeah, but it's got
antifreeze in there.
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- Drink it!
- Oh!
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Ooh!
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Oh, Bart.
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Oh.
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You're a policeman, aren't you?
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Excusez-moi.
Jeneparlepas Anglais.
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But you gotta help me. These two guys I'm
staying with, they work me day and night.
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They don't feed me.
They make me sleep on the-
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I-
I don't want a piece of candy.
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I need your-
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Come on, Mister.
Can you help me?
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Oh, forget it.
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I'm so stupid.
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Anybody could have learned
this dumb language by now.
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Here I've listened to nothing
but French for the past...
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Honey, I'm home.
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Hello, Homer.
What's that?
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Oh, just some blueprints
Adil wanted.
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I'm telling you,
he's such a curious little dickens.
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I bet he could build
a nuclear power plant if he wanted to.
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Allright, Sparrow.
Weknow you're in there.
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We'll give you one minute
to surrender.
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Oh, my!
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Ooh, trouble in the neighbourhood.
Let's check it out.
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I'm his neighbour.
What did he do?
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Well, sir, we-
Well, sir, we've been on the trail...
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of a spy transmitting
highly confidential information...
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- to an unfriendly nation.
- Ooh!
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Mm-hmm. Through the use
of radio triangulation,
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- we tracked him to exactly this point.
- Wow.
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- That's all I can tell you.
- Aw.
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All right. Well, the name of
his county starts with the letter "A."
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- Hmm. Ooh!
- Time's up, Sparrow.
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We're coming inafter you.
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Oh, gee whiz. Adil would get
a kick out of seeing this.
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- Adil?
- The Sparrow!
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Adil. Oh, there you are.
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Get him!
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- Au revoir, suckers.
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So, he's going to prison?
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No. We've arranged an exchange for
one ofour own men caught in Albania.
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So, Sparrow, we meet again.
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Yes. Sometimes I think
I am getting too old for this game.
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Okay, kids.
Let's hurry it up.
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Good-bye, Simpsons.
Thank you for your hospitality.
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I hope this experience will not sour you
on the student exchange program.
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- Good-bye, Adil.
- Have a nice trip.
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Good-bye, Adil. I'll send you
those civil defense plans you wanted.
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Air France, flight
dix-neufcentquatre-vingtshuit,
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Paris to Springfield
,
is now arriving.
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Look, Mom. There he is!
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- Oh, Bart, my baby boy. Welcome home.
- Hey, where's the big guy?
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He means me.
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- Hey, boy.
- Hey, Homer.
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He brought us gifts.
His first unselfish act.
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So, basically, I met
one nice French person.
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Bart, I have something to say that's
gonna bother me if I don't say it.
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- It's good to see you.
- Same here.
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I'd love a glass
of that wine Bart brought us.
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Sorry, Marge. Some wise guy
stuck a cork in the bottle.
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You hear that, Marge?
My boy speaks French.
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