英语幽默小短文

The Dog’s Dirty Feet

It’s a rainy day. A woman with a dog gets on a bus. It’s a big dog and its feet are not clean.

The conductor doesn’t want the dog to sit on the chair. But the woman says to the conductor,” Oh, I pay for my dog. Can he sit here like the other people?”

The conductor looks at the dog and says, ”Yes, Madam ,but like the other people, he must not put his feet on the chair.”

Saying Goodbye

Many people are waiting for the train. Some are reading the newspaper and some are saying goodbye to their friends.

Mr. Wang, Mr. Li and Mr Chen are talking so happily that they don’t know the train is going to leave. The guard says to them,“Hurry up! The train is going to leave.” The three men hear the guard. Two of them jump onto the train quickly before it moves. Mr. Wang is left behind. He looks very sad. The guard says to him,” Don’t feel bad. The next train will come in ten minutes.” “ I know,” Mr. Wang says,” It is my train . My friends only come to say goodbye to me.”

At the Barber’s

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city. Because of his long hair, he did not find any work.

One day he met an old friend, and this man said to him,“People in this city don’t like long hair. Why don’t you go to a barber? He can cut a lot of it off, and then you can get some work”

At the barber’s Len said to the barber,“Please cut most of my hair off.”

The barber began. He cut and cut for a long time and then he said to Len,“Were you in the army a few years ago?”

“Yes, I was,” Len answered, “Why did you ask that?”

“Because I found a cap in your hair.”

The Country Mouse and the City Mouse

One day a city mouse net a county mouse in the field. The country

mouse was eating nuts.

“Hello, friend! Why are you eating such bad food? Come with me and

see. You can find the delicious food easily in the city.” the city mouse said.

“Is that so?” the country mouse was surprised and wanted to go with his friend. They walked and walked. At last they came to the city. There was a lot of food in the house. The country mouse was very glad.

“Come on! Let’s have dinner.” The city mouse said. They started to eat. At this moment they heard the sound of people’s voices.

“ Run! Run away!” the city mouse shouted. Two mice ran and cried in fear.

“ Oh, my heart was in my mouth,” the country mouse said,” I am going back to the filed to eat the bad without fear.”

The Dog’s Dirty Feet

It’s a rainy day. A woman with a dog gets on a bus. It’s a big dog and its feet are not clean.

The conductor doesn’t want the dog to sit on the chair. But the woman says to the conductor,” Oh, I pay for my dog. Can he sit here like the other people?”

The conductor looks at the dog and says, ”Yes, Madam ,but like the other people, he must not put his feet on the chair.”

Saying Goodbye

Many people are waiting for the train. Some are reading the newspaper and some are saying goodbye to their friends.

Mr. Wang, Mr. Li and Mr Chen are talking so happily that they don’t know the train is going to leave. The guard says to them,“Hurry up! The train is going to leave.” The three men hear the guard. Two of them jump onto the train quickly before it moves. Mr. Wang is left behind. He looks very sad. The guard says to him,” Don’t feel bad. The next train will come in ten minutes.” “ I know,” Mr. Wang says,” It is my train . My friends only come to say goodbye to me.”

At the Barber’s

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city. Because of his long hair, he did not find any work.

One day he met an old friend, and this man said to him,“People in this city don’t like long hair. Why don’t you go to a barber? He can cut a lot of it off, and then you can get some work”

At the barber’s Len said to the barber,“Please cut most of my hair off.”

The barber began. He cut and cut for a long time and then he said to Len,“Were you in the army a few years ago?”

“Yes, I was,” Len answered, “Why did you ask that?”

“Because I found a cap in your hair.”

The Country Mouse and the City Mouse

One day a city mouse net a county mouse in the field. The country

mouse was eating nuts.

“Hello, friend! Why are you eating such bad food? Come with me and

see. You can find the delicious food easily in the city.” the city mouse said.

“Is that so?” the country mouse was surprised and wanted to go with his friend. They walked and walked. At last they came to the city. There was a lot of food in the house. The country mouse was very glad.

“Come on! Let’s have dinner.” The city mouse said. They started to eat. At this moment they heard the sound of people’s voices.

“ Run! Run away!” the city mouse shouted. Two mice ran and cried in fear.

“ Oh, my heart was in my mouth,” the country mouse said,” I am going back to the filed to eat the bad without fear.”


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